RUDOLPH, THE WHITE-NOSED REINDEER
Rudolph the White Nosed Reindeer,
Had a very big White Nose!
And if you would ever see him,
You would always say it did Snow!
All of the other Reindeers,
Used to stare and call him bad names!
They would never let the Snowy Rudolph,
Join in on the parties they made!
Then one Foggy Christmas Eve,
All of the Reindeers were asleep!
Except Rudolph with his Nose so White,
Santa asked him, if he was willing to stay up all night?
Then all of the Reindeers loved him,
For their noses became white like Snow!
Then the DEA shouted!
Rudolph with your nose so White,
We are going to arrest you tonight!
And you will all go down in history!
Poor old Santa just sat there,
And watch his Reindeers go off in a gleam!
And everyone in the World,
Did not have a Christmas Eve!
For the DEA took Rudolph the White Nosed Reindeer,
Into the Federal Penitentiary!
Along with all of Santas' Reindeers,
For taking part in Rudolphs' dreams!
For Rudolph is the one who can not think,
Or he will sleep all day and night!
And if Rudolph’s nose was not so White,
He could not fly in the fog at night!
For the EPA, and their governments,
Have caused the pollutions of today!
And the air gets dirtier,
With each Christmas Eve!
To the point where the air is so bad,
Santa’s Reindeers fear to fly at night!
For the Reindeers would rather sleep,
Than to fly in the dirty foggy air at night!
So Santa sat down one day on Christmas Eve,
And talked to the DEA, the EPA, and with all of the Worlds' governments!
And Santa convinced these fools that want the World to be destroyed,
To clean up the mess that they have made in life!
For the White Powder Rudolph uses,
Destroys the homes where Rudolphs' illegal drugs are made!
And the Mafia moves from house to house,
Destroying what they do make!
And if the governments would get their heads out of their ass,
And make the drugs, legal these days!
Then the DEA could sell Rudolph his drugs,
So that Rudolph can fly in the Fog of today!
Then he told EPA to outlaw gas and diesel,
And force the vehicles to run on electricity!
Then his Reindeers will want to fly at night,
And not turn into an addicted drug using Reindeers of today!
Ten years later, while Rudolph and Santas' Reindeers did time,
In the Federal Penitentiary!
Santa fought each day to free his Reindeers,
So that the World could have a Christmas Eve!
Then the EPA, outlawed gasoline and diesel,
To clean up the World’s mess they have made!
And Global Warming disappeared,
And the Ice Glaciers grew back into their place!
And Rudolph was set free, and he went to the first drug store,
And bought the Snowy Power the Mafia used to make!
And Rudolph's nose turned White again,
And lead Santa Clauses’ sleigh through the clear foggy night!
On the first Christmas Eve Night, in many years!
"May you all go down, in history!" As Santa shouted out, to the World….
“I KNOW, I WILL TOO….”
TITLE STARTED ON, 12/22/10. POEM WROTE ON, 12/23/10. I HAD TO FIND SOME SNOW, TO FINISH THIS POEM! JUST JOKING! I WAS TOO HUNG OVER, TO FINISH….
WRITTEN BY, I! ON 12/22/10-12/23/10 11:58 A.M.
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